Can I Put a Hot Tub in a Sun Room?

Dear Ask a DnD Monster:

What things should I take care of before I put a hot tub in a sun room?  Will the regular windows in the room give enough enough ventilation?  Should I put in a ceiling fan?

What about flooring beneath the tub?  Will 4x8-inch pavers (with crushed rock and sand base) support the weight without cracking?  Should we use 16x16-inch stones (with same base) instead?

Thanks,

Future Hot Tub Owner


Answer From: A Kobold
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Dear Future:

Dis good question.  Hot tub in sun room good idea.  You can have big rocks for basking after you and lady friend take bath.  Very romantic, and I know what I talking about.

Might want to shade windows.  Dis keep heat down and keep you from being dazzled by sunlight.  No want to make big move on clutch-mate and miss her mouf because Spot check low.  Very embarrassing.  Tribe talk about it for years at meetings.  Say, "Hey, Skizzer!  Remember when you go to kiss Bagya and miss mouf?  Dat hilarious!"  Oh yes.  Everyone big comedian at tribe gatherings.  I will eat them, someday.

Anyway, I see in list dat you leave off important item - there no traps in your plan.  This big mistake in my opinion.  Lair should be full of traps.  If you no much of a DIYer, dat fine.  Simple traps cheap and easy to install.  It easy to find used spring-loaded spike floor tiles in dis economy.  Concealed lava pit usually around light fixture section at Home Depot, and they even install for you, too, which is good deal.  For dat little extra something, might have valve in hot tub that fill tub wif acid.  No label, because dat defeat purpose, but make sure you no mix up, either, as my cousin Xeesix tell you if he not was dead.

Finally, get profeshunal advice, too.  I recommend sacrificing human and dancing naked on corpse until dragon spirit speak to you.  Is cheaper and more reliable dan contractors.  Sometimes dey give you power to cast spells, but dis not so helpful.  Oh, yes, tank you big lizard.  Dis purify food and drink spell-like ability just the thing for installing hot tub.  Ha ha ha!  Stoopid dragons.  But serious now do not tell dem I say dat.

Good luck and may you kill many things wit hot tub,

Skizzer, the Kobold